Said child will remain unnamed to avoid ultimate humiliation for the rest of their life. But before you get super grossed out, just know they had a diaper on. So it’s not like I had to burn the carpet, or anything.
I have a child who liked…. privacy… when going to the bathroom in their diaper. I can’t blame them; who doesn’t?
There was a time where I often had to pick up my child from daycare and then take them back to work with me, because I had a few more emails and work to complete. My child was an angel who everyone liked to see, so it was no problem to bring them to work. I would let them toddle around while I was at my computer. And for some reason, almost without fail, that child would eventually take a big crap under my desk. Sometimes I would hear the grunting first, sometimes I would smell it first, depending on how far away I was. What is the speed of smell? I might need to google that.
Anyway, that was a humorous stage of our child’s life that I still chuckle about from time to time. I like to think it was my child telling me not to take work so seriously. I wish I had gotten that message sooner.
